December 2011
126 posts
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
Tchh
So my girlfriend was telling me how some of the guys in the halls they live in get intimidated by me.
I’m like “Wth? they don’t know SWAG?” lol
That moment when your parents actually say yes
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
WHEN YOU PUT TOOTHPASTE TO TOOTHBRUSH
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